Anonymous said: "I secretly drink pasteurized Florida's Natural and love it."
Nah, I got a better one, brah. “I totally swatted an anon with their stupid fucking sign like they were a fly and I had a shit ton of fun and satisfaction doing that.”
Anonymous said: "One of the longest red lightest known to man" iM LAUGHING SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA
((But it’s true!
I think the only light in Riverside I spent more time sitting at was the one at Blaine and Iowa, and that’s mostly because I had to go through that light more often…))